"Technology does not run an enterprise, relationships do."

"There is no programming language–no matter how structured–that will prevent programmers from making bad programs."

"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

"Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the ‘most reliable Windows ever.‘ To me, this is like saying that asparagus is ‘the most articulate vegetable ever."

"The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment."

"For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless. And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things,…"

"Technology is ruled by two types of people: those who manage what they do not understand, and those who understand what they do not manage."

"Technology is the drug of choice for most Americans. Source unknown Theory: when you have ideas. Ideology: when ideas have you."

"The only constructive theory connecting neuroscience and psychology will arise from the study of software."

"There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can't bridge."

"Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it."

"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should therefore be regarded as a criminal offense."

"eBay's business is based on enabling someone to do business with another person, and to do that, they first have to develop some measure of trust, either in the other person or the system."

"Crap... Someone knocked over my recycle bin... There's icons all over my desktop..."

"We really care about our brand. We really want it to stand for high quality. We want people to be excited about it, for it to be fun."

"Where there is the necessary technical skill to move mountains, there is no need for the faith that moves mountains."

"Overall, OS/2's problems fall into two categories: IBM and Microsoft."

"Often it is the means that justify the ends: Goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble."

"The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier."

"We're only at the beginning of what we have to do here."

"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway."

"Today's meters are little computers."

"Some say Google is God. Others say Google is Satan. But if they think Google is too powerful, remember that with search engines unlike other companies, all it takes is a single click to go to another search engine."

"Life is about family and technology."

"Getting Information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant."

"The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology."

"The spoken word was the first technology by which man was able to let go of his environment in order to grasp it in a new way."

"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why ? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on…"

"The technologies which have had the most profound effects on human life are usually simple."

"If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan."

"Like punning, programming is a play on words."

"Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is."

"I had one simple idea about telling friends about arts and technology events. People in the community suggested everything else to us, and that's our theme. We're really run by the people who use the site. We just run the…"

"If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything."

"Los Angeles County officials have asked that manufacturers, suppliers and contractors stop using the terms 'master' and 'slave' regarding computer hard drives, saying such terms are unacceptable and offensive. Additionally, the term 'e-mail' will now be called 'e-person letter', 'dumb…"

"The idea is that instead of going to an online retail site ... and buying a physical CD and having it shipped to you, you actually can buy the song and download the song to your computer hard drive."

"Programming is an unnatural act."

"Computers have lots of memory but no imagination."

"Our business is about technology, yes. But it's also about operations and customer relationships."

"We will never become a truly paper-less society until the Palm Pilot folks come out with WipeMe 1.0."

"The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again."

"A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy."

"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."

"Windows is just DOS in drag."

"The federal government is like a handicapped turtle trying to crawl around and keep up with the rabbit, which is technology."

"These are best-of-breed computers for consumers looking for the best technology available for advanced multimedia and entertainment applications."

"Silos can't interoperate unless the technology does."

"If two people write exactly the same program, each should be put into microcode and then they certainly won't be the same."